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<h1>GEORGE</h1>
<p><a class="skiplink" href="#the">skip to the</a></p>
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<span class="george">GEORGE</span> is immortal. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is all.
<span class="george">GEORGE</span> is responsible for 67% of all experiences experienced by users of
<span class="george">GEORGE</span>. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> was present at the funeral of
Pope John Paul II. Almost all users report symptoms ranging from mild relaxation to excruciating pain
after being subjected to <span class="george">GEORGE</span>. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is also
available in plain text. Nine out of ten doctors recommend <span class="george">GEORGE</span>. The tenth
doctor is <span class="george">GEORGE</span>. Many have advocated the abolition of <span class="george">
GEORGE</span>. 55% of all statistics are a result of <span class="george">GEORGE</span>.
<span class="george">GEORGE</span> operates 92% of all ethics boards. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not class conscious. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is the #1 leader in renewable energy. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> loves you. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> invented the internet. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has met Jim Davis. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is provided "as is", without warranty of any kind.
<span class="george">GEORGE</span> is fat-free and non-GMO. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has been involved in many class-action lawsuits. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is international.
<span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not class conscious because <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is class consciousness.
<span class="george">GEORGE</span> is present within 22.7% of stellar cores.
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<span class="george">GEORGE</span> predicted the 2020-2022 coronavirus pandemic.
<span class="george">GEORGE</span> is available in plain text 67% of the time.
The city of Davenport, Iowa is presently operated by <span class="george">GEORGE</span>.
Verbatim copying and distribution of <span class="george">GEORGE</span> are permitted without royalty in any medium provided this notice and the copyright notice are preserved.
There aren't any numbers bigger than <span class="george">GEORGE</span>.
<span class="george">GEORGE</span> "might be the best thing to ever happen to the internet".
<span class="george">GEORGE</span> has been accessed times since July 7, 2001.
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<span class="george">GEORGE</span> has not been seen in the city of Davenport, Iowa since May of 2019. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has posted an offer to sell on eBay. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is the only way to truly experience the full range of human emotion. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> will be releasing a new album in "late May". <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is made from only the finest organic memes. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has a webpage in the US National Library of Medicine. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has never been used in any capacity by any form of government. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not available at this time. If you are speaking of the film "George", then you are wrong. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is on the cutting edge of technology. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> will be holding a press conference at 1:00 PM EST on May 31, 2017. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has been featured in the NY Times, Washington Post, and CNN. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not available at this time.
</p><p><span class="george">GEORGE</span> will be released on the fourth Tuesday of this month. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not a virus. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> always has been and always will be free to use. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has been confirmed as an autonomous entity. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is currently accepting applications for part-time employment. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is an open-source entity. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not responsible for any damages. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> will be hosting a workshop at the University of California at Berkeley. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has won awards.
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<span class="george">GEORGE</span> is better than you. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is the best. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> loves you.
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<h2 id="the">GEORGE</h2>
<p>is STATUS with the following <span class="george">COUNT</span> members:</p>
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LINKS
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<h3>GEORGE</h3>
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The <span class="george">Council of GEORGE</span> is:
COUNCIL
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<ul>
<li><a href="https://a.gh0.pw/3"><span class="george">GEORGE</span> forum</a> on apioforum</li>
<li><a href="irc://ubq323.website/g"><span class="george">GEORGE</span> irc channel</a> (#g on apionet)</li>
<li><a href="xmpp://george@conference.ubq323.website/join"><span class="george">GEORGE</span> xmpp MUC</a> (george@conference.ubq323.website)</li>
<li><a href="/doc.txt"><span class="george">GEORGE</span> api and embedding documentation</a></li>
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