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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <meta charset="utf-8">
+ <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
+ <title>GEORGE</title>
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+ .skiplink
+ {color:hsl(240,70%,70%)}
+ p img { max-width: 100% }
+ </style>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <h1>GEORGE</h1>
+ <p><a class="skiplink" href="#the">skip to the</a></p>
+<iframe src="https://john.mondecitronne.com/embed?ref=george.gh0.pw" style="margin-left:auto;display:block;margin-right:auto;max-width:732px;width:100%;height:94px;border:none;"></iframe>
+ <p>
+ <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is immortal. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is all.
+ <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is responsible for 67% of all experiences experienced by users of
+ <span class="george">GEORGE</span>. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> was present at the funeral of
+ Pope John Paul II. Almost all users report symptoms ranging from mild relaxation to excruciating pain
+ after being subjected to <span class="george">GEORGE</span>. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is also
+ available in plain text. Nine out of ten doctors recommend <span class="george">GEORGE</span>. The tenth
+ doctor is <span class="george">GEORGE</span>. Many have advocated the abolition of <span class="george">
+ GEORGE</span>. 55% of all statistics are a result of <span class="george">GEORGE</span>.
+ <span class="george">GEORGE</span> operates 92% of all ethics boards. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not class conscious. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is the #1 leader in renewable energy. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> loves you. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> invented the internet. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has met Jim Davis. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is provided "as is", without warranty of any kind.
+ <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is fat-free and non-GMO. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has been involved in many class-action lawsuits. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is international.
+ <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not class conscious because <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is class consciousness.
+ <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is present within 22.7% of stellar cores.
+ </p>
+ <p><img src="/george.png"></p>
+
+ <p>
+ <span class="george">GEORGE</span> predicted the 2020-2021 coronavirus pandemic.
+ <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is available in plain text 67% of the time.
+ The city of Davenport, Iowa is presently operated by <span class="george">GEORGE</span>.
+ Verbatim copying and distribution of <span class="george">GEORGE</span> are permitted without royalty in any medium provided this notice and the copyright notice are preserved.
+ There aren't any numbers bigger than <span class="george">GEORGE</span>.
+ <span class="george">GEORGE</span> "might be the best thing to ever happen to the internet".
+ <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has been accessed times since July&nbsp;7,&nbsp;2001.
+ </p><p>
+<span class="george">GEORGE</span> has not been seen in the city of Davenport, Iowa since May of 2019. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has posted an offer to sell on eBay. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is the only way to truly experience the full range of human emotion. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> will be releasing a new album in "late May". <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is made from only the finest organic memes. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has a webpage in the US National Library of Medicine. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has never been used in any capacity by any form of government. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not available at this time. If you are speaking of the film "George", then you are wrong. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is on the cutting edge of technology. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> will be holding a press conference at 1:00 PM EST on May 31, 2017. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has been featured in the NY Times, Washington Post, and CNN. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not available at this time.
+</p><p><span class="george">GEORGE</span> will be released on the fourth Tuesday of this month. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not a virus. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> always has been and always will be free to use. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has been confirmed as an autonomous entity. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is currently accepting applications for part-time employment. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is an open-source entity. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is not responsible for any damages. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> will be hosting a workshop at the University of California at Berkeley. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> has won awards.
+</p><p>
+<span class="george">GEORGE</span> is better than you. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> is the best. <span class="george">GEORGE</span> loves you.
+
+
+
+ </p>
+ <h2 id="the">GEORGE</h2>
+ <p>is STATUS with the following <span class="george">COUNT</span> members:</p>
+ <ul class="links">
+ LINKS
+ </ul>
+ <p><small>FOOTNOTE</small></p>
+
+ <h3>GEORGE</h3>
+ <p>
+ The <span class="george">Council of GEORGE</span> is:
+ COUNCIL
+ </p>
+ <ul>
+ <li><a href="https://a.gh0.pw/3"><span class="george">GEORGE</span> forum</a> on apioforum</li>
+ <li><a href="irc://ubq323.website/g"><span class="george">GEORGE</span> irc channel</a> (#g on apionet)</li>
+ <li><a href="xmpp://george@conference.ubq323.website/join"><span class="george">GEORGE</span> xmpp MUC</a> (george@conference.ubq323.website)</li>
+ </ul>
+<iframe src="https://john.mondecitronne.com/embed?ref=george.gh0.pw" style="margin-left:auto;display:block;margin-right:auto;max-width:732px;width:100%;height:94px;border:none;"></iframe>
+ <canvas id=canvas style="position:fixed"></canvas>
+ <script>
+ function shuffle(arr) {
+ // i love js
+ for (let i = arr.length - 1; i > 0; i--) {
+ let j = Math.floor(Math.random() * (i + 1));
+ let tmp = arr[i];
+ arr[i] = arr[j];
+ arr[j] = tmp;
+ }
+ }
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+ const ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");
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+ let last = 0;
+ const thresh = 140;
+ const size = 32;
+ const bsize = 1;
+ canvas.width = size * bsize;
+ canvas.height = size * bsize;
+ const colours = COLOURS;
+ //shuffle(colours);
+ //colours.push("black");
+ let curcol = 0;
+ ctx.fillStyle=colours[curcol];
+ function tick(a) {
+ if ((a - last) < thresh) {
+ requestAnimationFrame(tick);
+ return;
+ }
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+