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package main
var platitudes = []string {
"yep",
"ok",
"ok then",
"yeah",
"uh huh",
"that's a funny thing to say.",
"uh huh",
"sure",
"yeah",
"yeah",
"alright.",
"cool, I guess",
"I wish the referee would stop you from exploding the Footballs. it's against the rules.",
"no",
"nope",
"no!",
"maybe",
"that's fine and all, but can you stop exploding my balls?",
"that's fine and all, but can you stop exploding my balls?",
"that's fine and all, but can you stop exploding my balls?",
"that's fine and all, but can you stop exploding my balls?",
"that's fine and all, but can you stop exploding my balls?",
"is that the best you can do?",
"I think you should focus on the game.",
"you're not focusing on the game enough!!",
"please, let's focus on the game.",
"we can talk another time.",
"can we please talk another time?",
"is now really the best time to talk?",
"why would you say that?",
"could you be any more of an asshole?",
"wipe that smirk off your ugly face.",
"it's taking every ounce of willpower in my body not to punch you right now.",
"to be honest, I don't even like Football.",
"I think you should respect Football more.",
"there is nothing in my life other than Football.",
"I don't even know what that means.",
"there's nothing I love more than Football.",
"I wish it wasn't against the rules of Football to kill you.",
"never talk to me again.",
"I hate you.",
"I really hate you.",
"I really, really hate you.",
"go to hell.",
"fuck you",
"can we be friends?",
"can we be friends?",
"can we be friends?",
"can we be friends?",
"I love you.",
"do you want to come to my place?",
"will you marry me?",
"I need you in my life.",
"I need you badly.",
"will you kiss me?",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please make out with me.",
"please, please, please.",
}
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