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diff --git a/football/platitudes.go b/football/platitudes.go new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c7bfd33 --- /dev/null +++ b/football/platitudes.go @@ -0,0 +1,81 @@ +package main + +var platitudes = []string { + "yep", + "ok", + "ok then", + "yeah", + "uh huh", + "that's a funny thing to say.", + "uh huh", + "sure", + "yeah", + "yeah", + "alright.", + "cool, I guess", + "I wish the referee would stop you from exploding the Footballs. it's against the rules.", + "no", + "nope", + "no!", + "maybe", + "that's fine and all, but can you stop exploding my balls?", + "that's fine and all, but can you stop exploding my balls?", + "that's fine and all, but can you stop exploding my balls?", + "that's fine and all, but can you stop exploding my balls?", + "that's fine and all, but can you stop exploding my balls?", + "is that the best you can do?", + "I think you should focus on the game.", + "you're not focusing on the game enough!!", + "please, let's focus on the game.", + "we can talk another time.", + "can we please talk another time?", + "is now really the best time to talk?", + "why would you say that?", + "could you be any more of an asshole?", + "wipe that smirk off your ugly face.", + "it's taking every ounce of willpower in my body not to punch you right now.", + "to be honest, I don't even like Football.", + "I think you should respect Football more.", + "there is nothing in my life other than Football.", + "I don't even know what that means.", + "there's nothing I love more than Football.", + "I wish it wasn't against the rules of Football to kill you.", + "never talk to me again.", + "I hate you.", + "I really hate you.", + "I really, really hate you.", + "go to hell.", + "fuck you", + "can we be friends?", + "can we be friends?", + "can we be friends?", + "can we be friends?", + "I love you.", + "do you want to come to my place?", + "will you marry me?", + "I need you in my life.", + "I need you badly.", + "will you kiss me?", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please make out with me.", + "please, please, please.", +} + |