From 537fbf9dbddfe913b1089848a9e88d8b703e4dcf Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: ubq323 <ubq323@ubq323.website>
Date: Tue, 2 Apr 2024 04:10:38 +0100
Subject: launch beescroll

---
 beescroll.lua | 79 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++------------
 1 file changed, 63 insertions(+), 16 deletions(-)

(limited to 'beescroll.lua')

diff --git a/beescroll.lua b/beescroll.lua
index 0732400..0481c01 100644
--- a/beescroll.lua
+++ b/beescroll.lua
@@ -20,6 +20,14 @@ local verbs = read_lines("/verbs.txt")
 local function choice(list)
 	return list[math.random(#list)]
 end
+local function maybe(list, prob)
+	prob = prob or 0.5
+	if math.random() < prob then
+		return choice(list) .. " "
+	else
+		return ""
+	end
+end
 
 local function slow_write(m,s)
 	for i = 1,#s do
@@ -28,28 +36,67 @@ local function slow_write(m,s)
 	end
 end
 
-local function slow_write_f(m, t)
-	for _,val in ipairs(t) do
-		if type(val) == "string" then
-			slow_write(m,val)
-		else
-			m.setTextColor(val)
+local function f_write(mon, tab, fn)
+	for _,val in ipairs(tab) do
+		if type(val) == "string" then fn(mon, val)
+		elseif type(val) == "number" then mon.setTextColor(val)
+		else f_write(mon, val, fn)
 		end
 	end
 end
 
-local function write_f(m,t)
-	for _,val in ipairs(t) do
-		if type(val) == "string" then
-			m.write(val)
-		else
-			m.setTextColor(val)
-		end
-	end
+local function f_write_fast(mon, tab)
+	f_write(mon, tab, function(mon, str) mon.write(str) end)
+end
+local function f_write_slow(mon, tab)
+	f_write(mon, tab, function(mon, str) slow_write(mon, str) end)
 end
 
 
 local norm_color = colors.gray
+
+local urgent = { "URGENT", "WARNING", "ALERT", "CRITICAL", "BREAKING" }
+local orgs = {"Council", "Committee", "Board" }
+local orgtype = { "Executive", "Leadership", "Management" }
+local function pretitle()
+	local out = ""
+	while math.random() < 0.25 do out = choice{"Acting","Provisional","Provisional"} .. " " .. out end
+	return out
+end
+
+local function beecount()
+	if math.random() < 0.4 then return {"all bees ", norm_color} end
+	local n = ("%4d"):format(math.random(9999))
+	return {n, " bees ", norm_color}
+end
+
+local function timeframe()
+	return choice {
+		"the end of the day",
+		("%02d:00 tomorrow"):format(math.random(23)),
+		"next "..choice{"Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday","Sunday"},
+	}
+end
+
+local function news_item()
+	return {
+		"    ", colors.red, choice(urgent), norm_color, ": ",
+		"The ", choice{colors.red, colors.blue, colors.green}, pretitle(), choice(orgtype), " ", choice(orgs),
+		norm_color, " has ", choice {
+		-- the council has condemned all bees for [being/having been] boiled [illegally/without a permit/behind schedule]
+			{ "condemned ", beecount(), "for ", choice{"being","having been"}, " ", colors.blue, choice(verbs),
+				norm_color, choice{"illegally","without a permit","behind schedule"} },
+		-- the council has decreed that 1234 bees shall be skewed by next tuesday
+			{ "decreed that ", beecount(), "shall be ", colors.orange, choice(verbs),
+				norm_color, " by ", timeframe() },
+		-- the council has scheduled 9998 bees to be translated by next thursday
+			{ "scheduled ", beecount(), "to be ", colors.brown, choice(verbs),
+				norm_color, " by ", timeframe() },
+		}, norm_color, "." }
+	end
+
+
+
 local function make_entry()
 	return {
 		choice{colors.yellow, colors.red, colors.cyan},
@@ -65,12 +112,12 @@ end
 for _ = 1,H do
 	m.scroll(1)
 	m.setCursorPos(1,H)
-	write_f(m,make_entry())
+	f_write_fast(m,make_entry())
 end
 while true do
 	m.scroll(1)
 	m.setCursorPos(1,H)
-	slow_write_f(m, make_entry())
+	f_write_slow(m, news_item())
 	os.sleep(math.random(5,100)/10)
 
 end
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